Chapter 5, A Copper Coin
Alright, I have been encouraged, so let's give it a try
There are two methods of use: First, use nail clippers to cut off half of your own small member, which will automatically merge attributes; Second, offer one gold coin
Ah ... ... Ah, what the heck!
Reviving Garen the Warrior and Li Qianqian requires 10 gold coins, while reviving Chen Mengmeng requires 1 copper coin. Please wait for the revival, please wait for the revival
Return the gold coins to me, you fool! I will make you pay for this!
You are infuriating, you are infuriating, you are infuriating!
As I was complaining about the settings, a slime suddenly fell and let out a crisp sound, leaving me and Sakano Miko momentarily stunned. Did it just explode its equipment
"No, no..." explained Ban Ye Miko, "The system prompts say that if you shorten your little ding-ding, you can be resurrected for free ten times in a row!"
System! Good buddy
This health deduction amount appeared directly above my head, and I was stunned
I was taken aback; upon hearing her say this, I felt that I indeed had some value
In a fit of rage, I directly pulled Sakano Miko's small hand, and she was startled as I yanked her into my embrace. I was immediately filled with delight, and my little member, which was two centimeters, quickly grew to four point two centimeters, and then I kissed Sakano Miko's small mouth.
My pocket
Miko Sakano's speed in killing slimes is very fast, as a single fireball can eliminate one, and we are continuously leveling up
"I have thought of a rather profitable method..." said Ban Ye Miko, "A slime is worth five copper coins, and it only costs one copper coin to resurrect. You can go ahead and lick them like crazy; after all, it will be a guaranteed profit in the end. This way, I can also save a lot of magic. Go ahead now."
Beast's Nail Clipper: Please let me use the nail clipper to cut your strap! I beg you, I will reward you! It is a very powerful type of nail clipper, only beasts can wear it, and once equipped, it will increase your defense slightly
I happily whistled: "Thank you, system!"
A copper coin! A copper coin! I go to the system, you motherf***er!
This girl is not cute, this girl is simply not cute at all
I said earnestly: "Just think about it, if it weren't for you, would Garen have died? Therefore, you must make amends! It's only twenty minutes, so don't worry!"
This fusion is utterly ridiculous
What needs to be done now is to quickly gather ten gold coins
At this pace, we only need to defeat one hundred slimes, and in fact, the speed is quite fast.
Banyan Miko immediately blushed, and she whispered, "This... how can this be..."
I quickly put on the nail clippers, and then the system prompted me on how to use them
I was instantly furious: "What the hell! That's just one silver coin, the price of two slimes. Do you really need to be like this?"
System prompt: Crying at the slightest provocation, lacking any semblance of masculinity, even inferior to a woman, the system greatly admires this, reward system function: sweeping away thousands of troops
System prompt: Character death! Character death! Since it was a suicide, revival is possible, revival is possible
At that moment, the slime suddenly exploded, and a large -30 appeared on it
System, you are infuriating
The two of us sat weakly on the ground, and the chick did not chase out of the cave. I glanced at Ban Ye Miko in terror, wondering if she was going to kill me to silence me. My combat ability is not enough to deal with her!
We currently have 5 gold coins, and the currency in this other world is as follows -- 10 copper coins equal 1 silver coin, 10 silver coins equal 1 gold coin, 100 gold coins equal 1 bowl of braised beef-flavored instant noodles, 100 bowls of braised beef-flavored instant noodles equal 1 seafood-flavored bowl, and 100 seafood-flavored bowls equal 1 spicy-flavored bowl
System prompt: The system owner has surpassed the limits of a beast, advancing to a state worse than a beast, rewarded with the skill: Priest Resurrection.
At this moment, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my little finger
You are infuriating!
Just when I was happy, that damned system came again
I have become completely Spartan!
The slime naturally launched an attack against me in anger, and at the moment it struck me, a system notification appeared
His voice was so loud that it was clearly meant for Sakano Miko to hear. I immediately spoke seriously: "Miko, for the sake of your teammates, you might as well ... ... "
At that moment, a large -10 appeared above my head
Miko Sakano pouted in grievance and said, "Anyway, your dead silkworm is that small, so what difference does it make if it's a little smaller?"
In my time of peril, Mikoko Sakano unleashed a small fireball, helping me to resolve the crisis. I sat despondently on the ground, at that moment, I had completely lost the desire to fight
Sweep Across Thousands: Transform single-target attacks into area attacks, effective against enemies within a range of ten meters
At this moment, Sakano Yoshiko's voice had become as tiny as that of a mosquito, and I could no longer control myself; I directly pounced on Sakano Yoshiko! She gently pushed me away, but naturally, she could not move me. I excitedly groped up and down her body
Under the displeased gaze of Sakano Yoshiko, I contributed a gold coin to the system, and immediately the nail clipper emitted a bright light before entering my pocket
When it comes time to kill the enemy, I can just go up and lick wildly, after all, reviving me is quite cheap
Ah ... ... Ah, what the heck!
Incredible! They defeated the slime in an instant
Isn't this just nonsense? Ban Ye Miko will definitely give a copper coin!
I do not like you... you... you cannot provide me with sexual... sexual... happiness!
What a ridiculous situation this is! Am I not allowed to refrain from offering gold coins!
I excitedly touched Sakano Miko's thigh for twenty minutes, and then my system finally issued a prompt indicating satisfaction
System prompt: Give me 10 gold coins, and I will revive all of you. However, you need to touch the girl's thigh for 20 minutes to repay me
What a mess this is! I am almost driven to the brink by you!
Killing a slime yields five copper coins. Currently, the only enemy we can defeat is the slime, so I decided to go slime hunting with Sakano Miko
Lick you, damn it! Lick you, damn it!
-100
Having obtained a nail clipper, I naturally wanted to see how strong I was. Thus, fully energized, I charged directly at two slimes. That's right, I am going to take on two!
Miko Sakano mustered great courage, pushed me away, and then, holding her staff and blushing, said: "No... no one is allowed to hold me... anyone can touch me, except... except for you"
I had just died when Miko Sakano brought me back to life, after all, a copper coin is indeed very easy to come by
I fixed my gaze on a slime, and then, like a mad wild dog, I charged directly in front of that slime and, suppressing my disgust, licked it once...
I am angry, I want to violate her
But at that moment, I was also affected by the explosion...
I chuckled softly and then pounced on another slime. I picked up that slime and gave it a vigorous lick
Furthermore, what should I do if I have a wife in the future
So comfortable! So comfortable! This is the fragrance of a young girl!
I was taken aback. Is this how I acquire skills? I quickly began to check the attributes of the skill "Sweeping Across Thousands of Troops"
At that moment, my system suddenly went off
Do not ... ...
Horizontal Lick of a Thousand Armies: This beast has completely lost all sense of boundaries; its agile tongue can bring any creature to ruin! Use your tongue to lick your enemies! It can cause immense damage!
Boom
I apologize for the mistake, the skill "Sweep the Thousand Armies" has been removed, and the reward skill is "Horizontal Lick the Thousand Armies"
Even defeating a single slime is a very dangerous task
Lick you, damn it! Lick you, damn it!
Return a gold coin to me!
Why do others possess such an impressive system while I am left to languish in this state
What kind of ridiculous skill is this! It actually requires me to lick, what if the other party is a piece of excrement
Snap
I raised the wooden stick and struck a slime hard on the head. This time, there was no critical hit, so the slime only lost a little health.
Revival Spell: Revives a teammate with a failure rate of 99%. If the revival fails, one teammate will die. If all teammates are dead, the one who dies will be yourself
I was instantly overjoyed, as I finally have an equipped item
We hurriedly rushed over and turned over the corpse of the slime, only to immediately see a dark, grimy nail clipper.
System prompt: The character has died again. Since it was a suicide, revival is possible. Due to multiple deaths, a concession is offered: the character's little ding-dong can be shortened by one centimeter for revival, or a copper coin can be given.
The attack is too strong! The nail clipper is broken! The nail clipper is broken! Due to the equipment being broken, double damage is received!
Enough! I have had it with the setting where every time I kill a slime, I level up
I wondered, "Why is that?"
Oh? This time seems quite good
At that moment, I heard her systematic voice, which was quite pleasant: "Due to the death of teammates within the instance, revival is possible. Reviving Garen requires 10 gold coins, and reviving Li Qianqian requires 8 gold coins"
What?
Why does the sound from my system resemble that of a lewd old man chewing peanuts and drinking liquor
I ... ... I ... ... I curse you!
As I pondered, I began to cry in grievance: "System, can't you treat me a little better? I am living a very difficult life, and I don't want to suffer like this anymore"
"Revive... revive teammates..." said Sakano Yoshiko, panting heavily
Snap
"Try your skills..." At that moment, Sakano Yoshiko cast a reassuring glance at me
I appeared before Sakano Yoshiko in pain and said irritably: "Did you shorten my little thing for a copper coin?"
I was taken aback; we currently have only 5 gold coins. It seems we need to defeat more monsters in order to revive the two of them.